BAGGAGE FROM GROWING UP WITH A HOARDER PARENT

My dad is/was a hoarder. I spent early adulthood thinking I could hide my upbringing, but that didn't exactly work.
  1. Obsessively smelling your clothes to make sure it doesn't smell like urine and mold.
  2. Hatred of dollar stores and yard sales.
  3. Everything is disposable. Haven't used it in 3 days? Throw it away!!
  4. Empty fridge. I don't care if the "use by" date isn't for a month, it's bad!
  5. Judging every house you go in to try to learn what "normal" looks like.
  6. Zero tolerance for bugs. If I see a bug in my apartment, I move out.
  7. No magazines. No decorations. Only essentials.