1. Singing Amazing Maisy from Suessical
  2. Insisting that he likes basil but just doesn't realize it.
  3. Calling him "my bashful bunny"
  4. Making a discontented grunt when he stops rubbing my back, even for just a second to get comfortable
  5. Calling him my little tiny baby boy
  6. Buying him paisley
  7. Arguing over where to get dinner
  8. Making him get me a bottle of water every time he fills the car with gas
  9. Tweeting about the xylophone I want him to get me for Christmas
  10. Calling Bobby Flay my boyfriend