THINGS I THOUGHT MADE ME COOL AS A TEEN

  1. My ska-themed xanga
  2. Wearing dance costumes to school
  3. Being choir president
  4. Not going to prom
  5. Refusing to dissect animals in bio
  6. Refusing parts in the musicals I auditioned for
  7. Making all-state choir (first chair)
  8. Wearing Blondie shirts the first week of every month.
  9. Openly cheating