CELEBRITY COUPLES I WANT/NEED TO GET WASTED WITH

  1. 1.
    Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
    I just want to get drunk enough for their rougher Brit accents to come out
  2. 2.
    John Krasinski and Emily Blunt
    these two will have good beer recs
  3. 3.
    Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor
    self-explanatory
  4. 4.
    Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston
    One of them will drunkenly read their terrible poetry and I will applaud ALL OF IT
  5. 5.
    Rose Byrne and Bobby Canavale
    THEIR BABY WILL BE PERFECT
  6. 6.
    Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger
    Let's talk about Katie Holmes.
  7. 7.
    Zoe Kazan and Paul Dano
    Let's talk nerdy shit.
  8. 8.
    St Vincent and Cara Delevigne
    If they looked directly at me, even just once, I would definitely die on the spot.