Because I AM FUN.
  1. Thought this would be clever because I was 18 and it was 2 am.
  2. 98% chance I was sharing elevator with confused stranger (not pictured).
  3. Sober?
  4. Does the tank make it look like I worked out? I HOPE SO.
  5. I think I had a final. And maybe a lack of perspective.
  6. Is this joke getting old yet?
  7. Yeah, and so is the striped shirt.
  8. LET ME BE ME.
  9. Reach out to my publicist for appearance inquiries.
  10. Today. Not getting any funnier.