MY LIFE IN ELEVATORS
Because I AM FUN.
- •Thought this would be clever because I was 18 and it was 2 am.
- •98% chance I was sharing elevator with confused stranger (not pictured).
- •Does the tank make it look like I worked out? I HOPE SO.
- •I think I had a final. And maybe a lack of perspective.
- •Is this joke getting old yet?
- •Yeah, and so is the striped shirt.
- •LET ME BE ME.
- •Reach out to my publicist for appearance inquiries.
- •Today. Not getting any funnier.