REAL TEXTS FROM DAD

I didn't get much context either:
  1. "Are you broke?"
  2. "Mommy said it would be ok for me to grow corn in the front yard."
  3. "What is sure anyway?"
  4. "That's not a tree it is an umbrella."
  5. "Beats sushi. Sushi 🍣."
  6. "Mommy doesn't like flowers for future reference."
  7. "Poke her back."