REASONS MY NEIGHBOR CAN'T STOP PLAYING MUSIC
- •Headphones are oppressive.
- •His parents got divorced five years ago and he's filled with teenage rage.
- •HE IS DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH ME (?)
- •He's pursuing his dream to become the next big DJ.
- •He's blocking out his financial stress.
- •The concept of someone trying to sleep at 10 PM is too hard to grasp.
- •His girlfriend just told him she wants an "open relationship"
- •He saw this list and now he hates me.
- •He saw this list, and "he" is actually a "she" and is prepping for quite the feminist rant on my doorstep.