REASONS MY NEIGHBOR CAN'T STOP PLAYING MUSIC

  1. Headphones are oppressive.
  2. His parents got divorced five years ago and he's filled with teenage rage.
  3. HE IS DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH ME (?)
  4. He's pursuing his dream to become the next big DJ.
  5. He's blocking out his financial stress.
  6. The concept of someone trying to sleep at 10 PM is too hard to grasp.
  7. His girlfriend just told him she wants an "open relationship"
  8. He saw this list and now he hates me.
  9. He saw this list, and "he" is actually a "she" and is prepping for quite the feminist rant on my doorstep.