WHY USC WON'T LET ME SEE HILLARY CLINTON TODAY
- 1.I'm not on the list
- 2.I'd def ask her for a selfie
- 3.I'm wearing yoga pants
- 4.Yesterday I teared up over a bag of Cheetos
- 5.I'm a communication major
- 6.I'm too lazy to find the secret back entrance that I bet exists.