WHY USC WON'T LET ME SEE HILLARY CLINTON TODAY

  1. 1.
    I'm not on the list
  2. 2.
    I'd def ask her for a selfie
  3. 3.
    I'm wearing yoga pants
  4. 4.
    Yesterday I teared up over a bag of Cheetos
  5. 5.
    I'm a communication major
  6. 6.
    I'm too lazy to find the secret back entrance that I bet exists.