THINGS YOU DON'T ANTICIPATE UNTIL THEY HAPPEN

  1. Becoming a somewhat responsible adult
  2. Your estranged father contacting you on facebook
  3. Dedicating extended amounts of time into ultimate frisbee
  4. Drifting apart from people who are important to you
  5. Heightened appreciation for your mother
  6. Having minimal sympathy for crying children
  7. Realising that sometimes you do things for recognition and praise more than self fulfilment
  8. Liking women