AILMENTS I HAVE THAT ALMOST CERTAINLY MEAN I'M DYING

Curse you, WebMD
  1. My left thumb twitches a lot
    I have no idea why. ALS?
  2. My legs really hurt after I run
    This goes beyond just "bad shape." ALS?
  3. I get a headache in the same spot in my head all the time
    What does a brain tumor feel like?
  4. Sometimes I feel randomly nauseous
    I believe this is a sign that something is not normal.
  5. Every now and then, my heart rate speeds up and I feel like I can't breath
    Some might call it a panic attack. I'm pretty sure it's a heart attack.
  6. Random buzzing in my ears
    Okay fine, maybe it's just a panic attack.