JOBS I'VE BEEN JEALOUS OF WHILE WORKING AS A HOLLYWOOD ASSISTANT
- •Travel bloggerGoing to exotic locations and writing about it? Yes please!
- •TeacherThe long months of never getting vacation really makes that summer break look fantastic.
- •PsychologistI've been told that I'm good at giving advice. That's all there is to it, right?
- •Grad studentI really don't care what I'm studying... Just please bring me back to college!
- •Yoga instructorSo they certify people whose downward facing dog is merely adequate?
- •ParalegalDon't actually want to go to law school, but Suits makes law firms look fun!
- •CIAI've actually gone to their employment website just for shits and giggles. It's a really lengthy process to apply, but if it gets me off this desk...
- •Garbage (wo)manIs it weird that I've had a sincere moment or two of being jealous of the garbage man as I headed into the agency hellhole?
- •Hostel receptionistBut only if it's in a cool international location. Hawaii would be awesome too.
- •Investment bankerSure they have long hours too, but for every dollar I make, my friends who intelligently went into investment banking are making about $500.