➕WAYS TO GET OUT OF AN AWKWARD FIRST DATE➕
It's first date 101 to always have an escape plan.
- •Have your friend call with an emergencyClassic but pretty transparent.
- •Tell the person you're gay/straight and you thought that (s)he was the opposite genderI've for sure met some girls named Jonathan... Haven't you?
- •Pee your pantsThis trick works every time.
- •Scream obscenities whenever you're asked a questionAnother great way to cut the dinner short.
- •Say you have an early flight the next dayTO AUSTRALIA, AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING BACK!
- •If you're on a date with Joey Tribbiani, reach over and eat his foodJoey doesn't share food!
- •Produce loud and/or smelly fartsIt takes a special kind of person to do this on command, so maybe you're actually a keeper.
- •Say you have to get up early in the morning.This only works for evening dates. But it's a pretty easy out. Pro tip: don't elaborate. The more you tell stories like "it's for this meeting with a client I hate!" Or "I've got an ogre of a boss!" the more it sounds like a lie. Just sigh and say "well thanks, but I gotta get up early tomorrow..." Then exit gracefully.Suggested by @eatthelove