WEIRD THINGS I DO/HAVE DONE
- •Saved all my daily contact lenses from the past two years in a plastic container next to my bedThis was more out of laziness than fetish. I just didn't want them to litter my floor when I took them out and never emptied the container.
- •Tried to sell the container of used contacts on eBayPeople are really strange, and I thought maybe someone would consider it modern art or something. I'll let you know if I manage to sell it.
- •Go to the bathroom with the door open, oftentimes around people I just metIt's lonely in there by myself.
- •Read a book on the toilet for about 45 minutes until my butt hurtsI've finished many books while on the toilet.
- •Auditioned to be a Disney princess at DisneylandI do not remotely look like a Disney princess.
- •Pick at and try to cut out my ingrown toenails myselfThis always ends painfully, but I can't stop.
- •Sing songs and play with my boobs to the beatI was a late bloomer, so I'm still fascinated with my own boobs.
- •Sat in on my friend's Brazilian waxShe didn't care, and I was curious what it looked like from the outside.
- •Watched Fantasia on Netflix by myself on a Saturday night without being highI just really like Fantasia
- •Hoard cups in my roomI take cups of water from the downstairs kitchen cabinet up to my room and then forget to bring them back down. My roommates are not happy.
- •Sometimes forget to wash my hair for a weekIt doesn't get greasy, just frizzy.
- •Listen to Bob Dylan music while reading the lyrics onlineThis shouldn't be weird, and everyone should try it.
- •Tried to poop in the oceanToo constipated thoughSuggested by @avery