5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. Benjamin
    The picture my mom sent me when I asked her to send me a picture of the cat because I was having withdrawals up at college.
  2. Artsy Selfie
    Really artsy, and totally flattering, photo of me pretending to be a cultured swine:
  3. Doppelgänger
    I used this picture to prove that an old classmate is now the twin of this Christmas jolly after dying his hair carrot orange. [Disclaimer: I'm not judging the dude he can do whatever he wants to his body, I'm just simply pointing out the resemblance.]
  4. Finicky Feaster
    Being a huge fan of the Neko Atsume game I was freaking out when I saw this little guy chilling. I also find myself being drawn spiritually to this "finicky Feaster".
  5. Jonah Hill
    This is one of the many photos of Jonah Hill saved to my phone for no particular reason.