5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM
- •BenjaminThe picture my mom sent me when I asked her to send me a picture of the cat because I was having withdrawals up at college.
- •Artsy SelfieReally artsy, and totally flattering, photo of me pretending to be a cultured swine:
- •DoppelgängerI used this picture to prove that an old classmate is now the twin of this Christmas jolly after dying his hair carrot orange. [Disclaimer: I'm not judging the dude he can do whatever he wants to his body, I'm just simply pointing out the resemblance.]
- •Finicky FeasterBeing a huge fan of the Neko Atsume game I was freaking out when I saw this little guy chilling. I also find myself being drawn spiritually to this "finicky Feaster".
- •Jonah HillThis is one of the many photos of Jonah Hill saved to my phone for no particular reason.