1. You can cut anything with a butter knife
  2. Don't worry about the dishes
    as Betty Friedan says: "when a woman rejects the cult of domesticity to claim the leisure that is seldom afforded to her person, she may blossom into a free being who explores her true potential"
  3. You can put your laptop on the stove but only when the stove is off
  4. Get out of the kitchen and come back when your dick is bigger