FAVORITE COSTUMES I HAVE WORN
- •Olsen Twin RacoonLike a regular raccoon but with a very large cup of coffee and a cashmere wrap.
- •Green Eggs and Jon HammHardest part: finding a date who looked like Jon Hamm.
- •NYC BodegaGet your Utz.
- •Midlife crisisMuumuu and cats and all the wine with ice I want.
- •Taqueria girlImagine a cigarette girl but with a choice of black or pinto beans.
- •UFO flight attendantPeanuts? Anal probe?