When you are creating a human baby, people say the darnedest things.
  1. Were you trying?
  2. How many months?
  3. Can I touch your belly?
  4. Are you going to take time off work?
  5. Do you want a boy or a girl?
  6. Are you craving anything weird?
  7. You are getting BIG/it's going to be a BIG baby. How much weight have you gained?
  8. I'm glad you aren't letting yourself go. So many pregnant women let themselves go. Are you working out?
  9. Are you allowed to drive a car?
  10. You know you'll never sleep again, right?