Fave Quotes From the 1954 Classic, White Christmas

This movie is cult status for me. So hard to make a list of ten favorite quotes when there are so many amazing Bing zingers but I've narrowed it down with the help of @imhilton
  1. 1.
    Grab the cow. - Bob Wallace
    In reference to the pitcher of milk.
  2. 2.
    I'm Bobby. - Bobby
    Bobby then proceeds to give Bob a nice, clear tone.
  3. 3.
    My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.- Phil Davis
  4. 4.
    Bob Wallace: How do you do? Doris: Mutual, I'm sure.
    Why is there not more Doris in this film?
  5. 5.
    It took 15,000 men to take my place. - Emma
    The OG of "I'm not bossy, I'm the boss." Bow down to Emma.
  6. 6.
    Brother, you laid a Vermont volleyball. - Bob
    This list is pretty Bob heavy but he really does get all the best lines.
  7. 7.
    Miss Haynes, if you’re ever under a falling building and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don’t think, don’t pause, don’t hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.-Bob
  8. 8.
    It's right in between, uh, between "ouch" and "boing". -Bob
    V tasteful usage of onomonopia (sp?)
  9. 9.
    Hey, Sisco!- Bob
    Pretty sure this is a racial slur and also probably improvised by Bing.
  10. 10.
    Neck ties will be worn in this area!- the General
  11. 11.
    My mom just pulled out this handmade gem from like circa 2003. Like I said this movie is a way of life