Historical Quotes That Lend Themselves Well to Filthy and Historically Inaccurate Fanfiction

  1. "Watson, come here. I need you." -Alexander Graham Bell
    ...he said with a leer in his voice.
  2. "I came, I saw, I conquered." -Julius Caesar
    Oh, I'll just bet you did.
  3. "It does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop." -Confucius
    Seriously, this stuff writes itself.
  4. "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt
    Safe word: United Nations General Assembly.
  5. "Ay, there's the rub." -William Shakespeare
    Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
  6. "Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth." -George Washington
    "I got your rapid growth right here..."
  7. "I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit." -Theodore Roosevelt
    Mrs. Roosevelt was a very lucky woman.