I Know There's a Joke in There Somewhere but I Haven't Found It Yet

What are yours?
  1. Something about Jonathan Franzen and Franzia boxed wine
  2. Punchline: "Jello from the other side."
  3. Those signs that say "End Road Work." I like to pretend that it's a strange but very organized protest movement.
  4. Reckless Leg Syndrome. (Maybe tie this in with my "seven deadly shins" idea?)
  5. I know a narcoleptic lady who married an epileptic man.
    True story. But it feels like it needs a punchline.
    Suggested by   @amieshmamie
  6. Phil Call-Ins: the former Genesis drummer takes your requests live in stustudio, on InTheAir2Nite, Sirius XM!
    Suggested by   @roche