You know, the ones that are like "Super Bowl Of Cereal" or "Leader of the Pack of Gum"
  1. Upchuck Berry
  2. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Sack
  3. Peanut Butter Jelly Time of the Month
  4. Peruvian Marching Powder Puff
  5. Warsaw Ghetto Fabulous
  6. Aladdin's Flying Carpet Matches The Drapes
  7. Pink Taco Bell
  8. Diarrhea Perlman
  9. Suicide hotline bling
    Suggested by @bdot