Best "Perfect in Every Way" Questions
Not sure if this is a common game but it is among my friends. Sorta like "Would You Rather" but not. You present a hypothetical perfect mate but with one outrageous imperfection. So....they're perfect in every single way but
- •...they have goat feet.Every other anatomical thing is correct, just two tiny hooves instead of human feet.
- •...they must sleep on a pile of hamster shavings.In a bed that you obviously share with them. You don't have to sleep on them but they insist they do.
- •...they constantly have Cheeto residue on all their fingers.
- •...every time they stand up from a sitting position, no matter where it is, there is a pile of sand left where they were sitting.
- •...an inch of their butt crack is showing 100% of the time.Like they prefer that their butt crack show.
- •...they baa like a sheep on "A" noises when they get excited.
- •...every morning they emerge from a huge banana peel.