Things I Would Own if I Were a Real Grown Up

A girl can dream
  1. a thermometer
    every time i go to the doctor and they ask if i've had a fever there's a big "tbh ..." coming their way
  2. an ironing board
    no way, jose. i'll iron on the floor or kitchen table til...i'm married probably. (side note: someone in our house used the iron recently and it's been on the floor in the hallway for several days since)
  3. a hairdryer that doesn't shoot sparks out of it
  4. more than one good kitchen knife
    i used to have 2 but last year my old roommate broke one trying to cut a frozen turkey and never replaced it. it evens out though because i stole her good frying pan when i moved out