Things that the 9 Year Old I Nanny Says
Her name is Asher. She is friendly, spunky, talkative, smart, and honestly everything I wish I was. Please note that all of these are completely out of the blue unless other wise stated.
- •"What would happen if you did all of the 30 Day Shred in one day?"I had to ask her what a 30 Day Shred was and she explained the whole exercise system to me in detail. I did not know the answer to her question.
- •"Have you ever put a bag inside a bag inside a bag inside a bag inside a bag inside a bag inside a bag?"
- •*whispered while we are driving* "Carolyn, there are two cops near us. You need to drive with control."
- •"I often think songs are the song from the Goonies."
- •"I usually go home sick from school on sloppy joe day because I eat too many."
- •"You know how sometimes there are horses in parades?"No follow up.
- •"One second you're thinking fidget spinners are the coolest thing on earth and then you spend all your allowance on one and you think 'Oh my god, what did I just do?'"