1. Pants are optional.
  2. Naps.
  3. It's accepted that her answer will almost always be "NO!"
  4. She cusses people out in a language that is not translatable.
  5. People constantly bring her drinks and snacks.
  6. She gives strangers that talk to her dirty looks and its "cute", not "rude" or "antisocial behavior".
  7. Naps.
  8. She can watch the same movie over and over and it's not "weird" or "dissociative behavior".
  9. Everyone fears upsetting her.
  10. Her wardrobe is better than mine.
  11. She can talk in nonsensical fragmented sentences and it's funny instead of "awkward" and "annoying".
  12. Naps.