THINGS HORROR MOVIE KILLERS SAY WHEN THEY ENTER THE SCENE OF THE CRIME

  1. I heard strange noises so I came running!
  2. I was just on a walk in the neighborhood and heard screaming!
  3. I was in the bathroom, what happened?!
  4. Are you okay? That must have been so scary!
  5. It's okay, it's okay, I'm here now...what's going on?
  6. I saw blood in the kitchen, is everyone alright?!