THINGS THAT ARE IRRITATING ME TODAY

(Am I doing this right?)
  1. People that use the phrase "thank you much"
  2. Mom's that try to put their baby's hair in pigtails when it's too short
  3. The girl sitting behind me that's humming the same 4 notes over and over again
  4. That fact that I don't recognize the song that she's humming
  5. One of my armpits itches a little