MY FAVORITE GROCERS

  1. 1.
    Cub Foods
    A hometown favorite– hospitable deli staff, grumpy cashiers (just the way I like it).
  2. 2.
    United Noodle
  3. 3.
    Jewel-Escrow
    Almost as good as Cub but different & slightly less pleasant indoor-aroma. Built-in liquor store is a plus but outweighed negatively by the presence of a TCF bank branch which I believe harbors ghosts.
  4. 4.
    Morse FM
    Truth be told this grocer is seriously bullshit. Produce spoils moments after leaving the building & they've been out of stock on Bisquik for 2+ months, but it's really close to my home & their foods are pretty much free so I forgive them and enjoy my rotten spinach like the passive-aggressive adult that I am.
  5. 5.
    Go Grocer
    The employees here would rather involve themselves in a serious physical altercation than sell alcohol to underage customers. That could be a plus or a minus depending on your stance on fighting and/or partying w/ teens.
  6. 6.
    Trader Joe's
    Seriously the strangest grocer I've ever been to. Want to make a basic meal? No, no sorry, we don't sell anything! Oh you need miniature Reese's, well we have those and brie cheese but that's it.
  7. 7.
    Dominicks/Hy-Vee
    These grocers are the same.
  8. 8.
    Target