SEXUAL HARRASSMENT OR JUST A REALLY GREAT DAY AT WORK
I love my job!
- •His lingering hand on your shoulderFollowed by him going to the bathroom for 15 minutes. Did you just masturbate? I don't know why I think you did but I think you did.
- •He slipped ice down your dress*slaps hand* *giggles*
- •"Are you drinking tonight?"Of course I am
- •"Did you drink last night?"Of course I did
- •"Do you like tequila?"Wait, are you reporting this to my mother?
- •*Kissing noises*"....Here's your staff meal"
- •"You look sexy."I do?
- •He follows you out to your bike"Is this your bike?" "......"
- •He follows you down the street"Where are you going?!" HOME MOTHER FUCKER
- •You get home and there's chocolate in your bag, from himAnd it melted all over your book