THOUGHTS WHILE ASSISTING AN ARREST

Spent my evening ID-ing suspects for the nicest police officers after calling 911 on a bike theft.
  1. Are these guys really stealing a bike on a busy street corner??
  2. Why is no one else reacting?
  3. Does their lookout guy realize I'm calling 911?
  4. Wow those cops really did arrive in minutes.
  5. Wow a cop car arrived at my apartment really fast.
  6. I need to explain to my landlord why I just got into a cop car.
  7. Am I really sitting in a cop car?
  8. Is this a bad time to text my boyfriend?
  9. Can the suspect see me?
  10. Did I just send somebody to jail?
  11. YEA YOUR GUILTY BUTT IS GOING TO JAIL!
  12. That's so nice, the cops are going to drive me home.
  13. What in the world just happened???
  14. I have to call my Mom.