These are the best things to do in Fresno.
  1. Go for a walk and report people to the water waste hotline.
    You can also submit a non-emergency online form.
  2. Enjoy free Sysco appetizers in the lobby of the Hampton Inn, served by the most enthusiastic woman in all of Fresno.
  3. Visit Fresno Municipal Sanitary Landfill, a National Historic Landmark and site of the first modern landfill in the US.
  4. Go shooting at The Range Pistol Club. Tuesday night is Ladies Night.
  5. Enjoy a decedent meal at The Cheesecake Factory
    Suggested by @pear_cleterson
  6. Watch "Addicted to Fresno" alone in your hotel room eating stale bugles
    Suggested by @dubstep