JOKES I THOUGHT OF TODAY

Inspired by my commute home(I was riding my bike)
  1. Hey middle aged guy in a Mazda Miata....
    Then something about it being a failed mid life crisis bc a Miata is not a Porsche. Try again or something?
  2. Hey adult with a menagerie of baby figurines in the back window of your car...
    I can't trust you for anything/who are you/what makes you think this is okay/what mistakes have you made in your life?
  3. ...
    I guess these aren't exactly jokes but like can we all just agree they have momentum/potential/rude undertones