THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE

Because it seems en vogue to give it a try
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Quixotic : exceedingly idealistic = me.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Close-minded
  3. What turns you on?
    Comedy
  4. What turns you off?
    Small-mindedness, lack of understanding to others
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Oh fuuuuck
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    The sound Miguel makes in "All I Want Is You" at 3:09 right when J Cole starts his verse. There are many songs like this but this one has stayed with me.
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    My alarm in the morning, whatever I chose the night before may have been in good intention, but in the morning, there is nothing I hate more.
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Writer... I had always planned on being one and then, I just didn't pursue it.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Nurse--- this job is so difficult and amazing and I do not have the nurturing nature I think so many nurses have. I am constantly amazed by nurses and I know I could never do it.
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    "I have a wine cellar that I want you to help me drink and also develop. Also, do you want to make some jewelry?" You know that question, What would you do if you won the lottery and didn't have to work? I would make jewelry and other crafts, and also talk about/drink wine all day