CELEBS WHO ARE PERSONALLY VICTIMIZING ME
- •Zac EfronDidn't show up to the HSM 10th anniversary special in what was clearly an attack directed at me. This is uncalled for, as I have done nothing but be supportive of him, including when he starred in Charlie St. Cloud.
- •Ryan ReynoldsHas purchased 3 engagement rings, and has given me 0.
- •BeyoncéDeliberately not releasing a new album to upset me. Says I can't be Blue's fairy godmother, because it would be "weird" and "unnecessary."
- •James CordenWon't invite me to do Carpool Karaoke, even though I have asked him many times.
- •The KardashiansRefuse to hang out with me, nor will they endorse my Instagram account.
- •Britt RobertsonSeems really miffed that I am actively trying to steal her boyfriend, Dylan O'Brien. I'm sorry, but I won't stop.
- •Chris EvansConstantly trying to hurt me.
- •Taylor SwiftHas yet to make me a part of her elite squad which I obviously deserve to be in since we've basically hung out twice (with 100,000 other people but still, it was special)Suggested by @gracemahaffey