CELEBS WHO ARE PERSONALLY VICTIMIZING ME

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    Zac Efron
    Didn't show up to the HSM 10th anniversary special in what was clearly an attack directed at me. This is uncalled for, as I have done nothing but be supportive of him, including when he starred in Charlie St. Cloud.
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    Ryan Reynolds
    Has purchased 3 engagement rings, and has given me 0.
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    BeyoncΓ©
    Deliberately not releasing a new album to upset me. Says I can't be Blue's fairy godmother, because it would be "weird" and "unnecessary."
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    James Corden
    Won't invite me to do Carpool Karaoke, even though I have asked him many times.
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    The Kardashians
    Refuse to hang out with me, nor will they endorse my Instagram account.
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    Britt Robertson
    Seems really miffed that I am actively trying to steal her boyfriend, Dylan O'Brien. I'm sorry, but I won't stop.
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    Chris Evans
    Constantly trying to hurt me.
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    Taylor Swift
    Has yet to make me a part of her elite squad which I obviously deserve to be in since we've basically hung out twice (with 100,000 other people but still, it was special)
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