REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD MOVE TO FLORIDA RIGHT NOW
Arguably the weirdest state in the country, but who doesn't love that? 🌴☀️ (DISCLAIMER: I'm not from FL, but I've lived here the last two years)
- •The swampy weather keeps your skin gorgeous and hydrated.Good luck with your hair, though
- •There's like 8 gazillion places to swim with dolphins.Manatees and sea turtles too. If this isn't your priority when searching for a place to live, what are you doing??
- •You can harass your northerner friends all winter!Respond to every cold-weather post with a screenshot of that gorgeous 97-degree forecast on your weather app. This never gets old.
- •Walt Disney World is the greatest.Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying, or has only been there during hellish holiday weeks.
- •You'll probably make some redneck friends.They'll invite you to do stuff like drive trucks through the mud. I've never accepted one of these offers, but it sounds cool and exotic.
- •Publix supermarkets!!!Enough said. Don't shop at Winn Dixie.
- •You won't be judged for walking around in a bathing suit.Even in the dead of winter.
- •When on an FL-bound plane, you can tell the other passengers you're "just headed home!"Revel in their jealousy.