The Bachelorettonys 🏆🎭🌹
Inspired by this list THE BACHELOSCARS, because in the words of Leslie Knope, "I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself." Also I know the Tonys were two days ago. I procrastinated.
- •Best ChoreographyThat James Taylor swing dance date, obviously
- •Best Costume DesignEveryone EXCEPT Nick B.
- •Best OrchestrationsEvan "Nosebleed" Bass poorly attempting to orchestrate confrontations with Chad
- •Best Lighting DesignWhoever highlights JoJo's hair
- •Best RevivalJake? Pavelka?
- •Best Featured Actor or ActressThat poor horse that Luke dressed up as a unicorn.
- •Best Leading ActressJoJo pretending not to be horrified by Daniel 24/7, because who wouldn't be?
- •Best Leading ActorChad "Let's Not Pretend I'm Hitler" Johnson
- •Best MusicalThat song the guys sang by the pool- accompanied by James T. on guitar- in which they literally just sang the name "JoJo" over and over again. Without shirts.