THINGS ADELE SHOULD PROBABLY SHARE WITH ME

You can't have it all, Adele! Stop being so greedy.
  1. Talent
    You don't get to keep that much! That is not fair nor legal!
  2. Eye make-up expertise
    Just a hint or two would save me a world of trouble. Is that even so much to ask? And consider the money you could make if you published a step-by-step manual.
  3. Hot bodyguard
    Clearly what he lacks in hair, he makes up for with all this bodyguard stuff. Unless you're going to recreate the Whitney Houston film The Bodyguard with him (actually, please do this), you better share, Adele!
  4. Grammy statuettes
    Do you need that many??? Do you even have enough shelf space?
  5. This dachshund
    Oh Adele, I see what you're trying to do. Stop clutching that tiny dog so close to your chest. Puppies are for all of us to enjoy!!!
  6. Her filter preferences for Instagram
    Very cool B&W vintage-y vibe. Let me in on this.
  7. Meal from In-N-Out
    Come on Adele, now you're just being unreasonable.