THINGS ADELE SHOULD PROBABLY SHARE WITH ME
You can't have it all, Adele! Stop being so greedy.
- •TalentYou don't get to keep that much! That is not fair nor legal!
- •Eye make-up expertiseJust a hint or two would save me a world of trouble. Is that even so much to ask? And consider the money you could make if you published a step-by-step manual.
- •Hot bodyguardClearly what he lacks in hair, he makes up for with all this bodyguard stuff. Unless you're going to recreate the Whitney Houston film The Bodyguard with him (actually, please do this), you better share, Adele!
- •Grammy statuettesDo you need that many??? Do you even have enough shelf space?
- •This dachshundOh Adele, I see what you're trying to do. Stop clutching that tiny dog so close to your chest. Puppies are for all of us to enjoy!!!
- •Her filter preferences for InstagramVery cool B&W vintage-y vibe. Let me in on this.
- •Meal from In-N-OutCome on Adele, now you're just being unreasonable.