THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY BROTHER RECENTLY THAT HAVE RESULTED IN AN ARGUMENT

  1. "The best solo Paul McCartney song is the one Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves slow dance to in the The Lakehouse."
  2. "Bangerz is a great car album."
  3. "I've never liked Mexican food."
  4. "I just don't think it was polite of you to Instagram a photo at a school dance with another girl, when you were there with a date."
  5. "I'm more of a little dog person than a big dog person."
  6. "Apple Jacks are gross."
  7. "I still haven't seen Inception."