THINGS THE BACHELOR SHOULD GIVE OUT INSTEAD OF ROSES

  1. Peonies
  2. Rolls of cookie dough
  3. A valid credit card
  4. Giant balloons filled with confetti
  5. Oscar statuettes
  6. All-expense-paid resort vacations
  7. Coffee mugs
  8. Netflix subscriptions
  9. Tickets to the hit Broadway musical, "Hamilton"