UNREALISTIC ITEMS ON MY WISHLIST

[Too lazy to put the money bag emoji here.]
  1. Photogenicity
    I googled this to see if it was really a word and I'm still not sure. I just want to look better in pictures you guys!!
  2. Dylan O'Brien
    Only unrealistic because he has a girlfriend and lives on the other side of the country. If he were single and we knew each other this could happen, or so I tell myself.
  3. To be "Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving"
    Sorry college, but I'm ready for my Jenna Rink scenario. Bye.
  4. A flawless Instagram feed
    This goes hand-in-hand with the photogenic thing, but it would also help if I could take and edit nice photos in general.
  5. The power to freeze time
    So I could take a 7-hour nap in a very cozy bed and/or have a 90s movie marathon without any consequences. Sort of like the movie Click, but less unbearable and with more sleeping.
  6. Hair that listens to me
    Or at least just chills out for like, a few hours a day. Is that so much to ask?
  7. An unlimited supply of my favorite foods
    Brought to me on cute trays with bottomless coffee by my personal dining staff.
  8. A winning lottery ticket
    To purchase stuff that's also unrealistic for me to have, according to my bank account.