REASONS YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS WEEK

I thought this would be a cute idea
  1. You can do it
  2. There's probably a dog waiting to be pet by you and how are you supposed to pet the dog if you don't survive the week?
  3. It's socially acceptable to break your New Years resolution and claim that you're "still adjusting to the change"
  4. Someone, somewhere (aka me) has faith in you
  5. You WILL be able to take a nap soon enough