FAVORITE FOODS TO EAT IN THE SHOWER

I'm dirty AND hungry
  1. Bananas
    Little boring but always full of potassium. The peel protects from any splash back while shampooing.
  2. Trader Joe's Choc. Chip Cookie Ice Cream Sandwiches.
    Have you had these? They're so fucking good! The best kind of treat when you're feeling a little naughty!
  3. American Flag Colored Popsicles
    The white part is the yummiest. What flavor is that even?
  4. Baby Back Ribs (NO dry rub)
    This is really the only time you can throw caution to the wind when eating ribs. Who cares if you get messy? You're in the G D shower!
  5. Cigarettes
    When you wanna look cool and naked.