FAVORITE FOODS TO EAT IN THE SHOWER
I'm dirty AND hungry
- •BananasLittle boring but always full of potassium. The peel protects from any splash back while shampooing.
- •Trader Joe's Choc. Chip Cookie Ice Cream Sandwiches.Have you had these? They're so fucking good! The best kind of treat when you're feeling a little naughty!
- •American Flag Colored PopsiclesThe white part is the yummiest. What flavor is that even?
- •Baby Back Ribs (NO dry rub)This is really the only time you can throw caution to the wind when eating ribs. Who cares if you get messy? You're in the G D shower!
- •CigarettesWhen you wanna look cool and naked.