Reasons to Get My Life Together

  1. Better mental health! Good bye antid's
  2. To look fab in a bikini, and hopefully maintain the double Es
  3. Find bras and clothing that fit so I don't feel sad and stressed about clothes shopping.
  4. Get laid... By ridiculously attractive people
  5. A Kim Kardashian booty would be nice 🍑
  6. Be motivated and don't spend so much time in bed
  7. This all seems like too much effort now.