CHICKEN APPLE SAUSAGES AND WRITERS BLOCK

The scattered things that go through my head when I work on new scripts:
  1. How much will I write this "sesh"?
    From the looks of things I got 16 pages done last time I sat down. That was two days ago... Who the fuck did I think I was two days ago pumping out pages like that? I've set my bar too high.
  2. I can justify this being a better use of my time than going to the gym.
    Assuming I get anything done.
  3. This outline makes no sense.
    Can I call Cassandra from 9 days ago and ask her what she meant when she wrote "--by day he is a sulky tax lawyer..."? Because, in the present moment, I don't think I could tell you the definition of "sulky". I'm going to have to google a word that I knew the definition of last week (allegedly).
  4. I wish it was easier to write and eat at the same time.
  5. I wish there was a way to work out and write at the same time.
    LOL but do I REALLY?
  6. How can I do research without having it turn into a Netflix marathon?
    I watched "It's a Disaster" for inspiration and then somehow ended up watching the first two episodes of Casual and taking a two hour nap... (This was all on Hulu, but who says a "Hulu Marathon"?)
  7. Hulu and chill?
    If he pays for the Hulu plus account that takes out the ads, he might just be worth your time.
  8. Man... It's been a long time sense I've had sex...
    WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR NEW SCRIPT!?
  9. Okay so the main character hasn't had sex in like... 2 months. You know because she's trying something new and is waiting for someone she cares about.
    I just ate 4 Chicken and Apple Sausages.