A TOUR OF MY DADS HOUSE STARRING TAXIDERMY

"We respect the animal by looking in its eyes forever" -father dearest
  1. "A real nice rug"
    caused me nightmares as a child. Still believe the grizzly is coming back to life with a VENGEANCE
  2. "Got him. Bang bang you know?"
    Stares at you while you eat dinner.
  3. "Photos and paintings are so boring for walls"
    Eternally startling.
  4. "Nice rack huh?" *snickers*
    Eye roll so hard my eyes get stuck