"We respect the animal by looking in its eyes forever" -father dearest
  1. "A real nice rug"
    Static
    caused me nightmares as a child. Still believe the grizzly is coming back to life with a VENGEANCE
  2. "Got him. Bang bang you know?"
    Static
    Stares at you while you eat dinner.
  3. "Photos and paintings are so boring for walls"
    Static
    Eternally startling.
  4. "Nice rack huh?" *snickers*
    Static
    Eye roll so hard my eyes get stuck