HOW TO EDIT YOUR STORIES FOR YOUR 16 YEAR OLD BROTHER WHEN SPENDING WEEKEND IN YOUR COLLEGE TOWN
- •"I was blacked out and projectiled all over the wall. That's why that guy just called me spew"EDIT: i was laughing real hard one time and water came out my nose. That's why he called me spew.
- •"Oh yeah we were laughing about this time at Sasquatch when I fell on top of our tent and broke it with no shirt on while trying to hook up with this guy"EDIT: Oh yeah we were laughing about this time at Sasquatch I broke our tent when I was showing our camp my new dance move"
- •"Your sister is crazy!! You should've seen her in Europe!!!. Damn we had some good times together."EDIT: I was crazy in Europe! He's definitely talking about me eating a lot of schnitzel this one time!
- •"Remember when we were dancing on top of the Yale house pool table and it broke in half?? How's that scar by the way?"EDIT: yeah you see it was wild we were just having this study dance break and I did get a little out of hand but it was otherwise very tame.
- •"Your sister and I hooked up a ton junior year"EDIT: to study for our Ochem final.
- •"Cass! Got any drugs? Is this your little bro? Your sister rolls a great j"EDIT: take brother to psychic to make him forget