MY BROTHER, THE LAWYER

My brother is about to graduate from Columbia law! He is smarter than me! I adore him!. I have been sorting through pictures for a gift project and he truly started from the bottom. Proof:
  1. Look at that dopey face
  2. He's always been real good with women.
    Leave room for Jesus
  3. No more bathing in buckets once you have a JD
    Seems frowned upon
  4. Those teeth, that haircut.
    Get it together
  5. With a law degree you "may" be Able to afford a bed
    Maybe.
  6. That outfit is GOOFY.
    Time to suit up.
  7. Oh god.
  8. Horrible
  9. HES SINGLE LADIESSSSS
    Shamelessly told him I was gonna find him list app love so work with me here.