SURVIVING A 4 DAY BOAT RIDE IN 15 FOOT SEAS WITH NO CELL SERVICE
Guys. I'm like really skinny now.
- •Never eat.Don't even think about it.
- •Spend 50% of your time lying in the fetal position praying to XEANAU to rescue you.25% driving the boat with your head out the window so you don't puke. The other 25% attempting sleep.
- •Sip water and nibble the corners of saltinesLifesaver
- •Listen to 4 days worth of podcasts archived on your phone.Listen to here's the thing with Alec Baldwin so many times you can repeat the square space ad by heart.
- •When arriving on land kiss it.Kiss it real good.