HOW I'M EMOTIONALLY RECOVERING FROM THE FLU

  1. Eating ice cream for dinner
  2. Watching kids Halloween movies all night
  3. Shrugging a lot when people ask me questions
  4. No, Brian, drinking is not going to kill the flu virus
  5. Bragging about how I broke my caffeine addiction while delirious with fever
  6. Keeping my inbox zero priority