A healthy alternative to a Diet Coke.
  1. Waiting for a damn long time in the doctors office
    I made an appointment for a reason, geesh!
  2. When a donut is staring you down
    I just quit sugar, ok?!
  3. Going on a walk in the fucking hot heat
    So refreshing!!
  4. Sitting in a long ass and boring work meeting
    Give me two, dammit.
  5. Closing in on a gallon challenge, but need to spruce it up a bit to cross that finish line
    Shit, I gotta pee again.